I'm not anorexic; I'm just broke.

I just spent 13 consecutive hours on campus, and I went the entire time without one morsel of food. You have no idea how many times I was on the verge of snatching someone's chips and making a run for it. Stolen food tastes better, too.

I'm tired and hungry. But most of all, I'm angry that I missed today's Oprah. It sounded like a good one!

I'm pathetic and I'm OK with it.