Botany Bores Boy.
Botany. You deceptive bitch. I took you because I thought it was one of the less overwhelming science classes. I mean, flowers and plants. What's so difficult about that?
And then it started. Words like "monoculture", "covalent reactions", and "organelle" got thrown about and my brain shut down.
Botany, you are boring me to death. I have a Sex, Gender, and Culture anthropology class and we discuss things like sexual assymmetry and types of intersexuality, and, today in fact, my professor told us about a culture in New Guinea that cuts off the finger joints of little girls to appease the ghosts of dead relatives. CHOPPED FINGERS, for Christ's sake! You can't top that, Botany; you just can't compete.
Ok, Botany, let's make a deal. You stop being boring and I'll start paying attention. Please do it soon. I really want to pass this class.
(I have a Botany test tomorrow and I am so thoroughly screwed. And I'm talking gay porn gangbanged type of screwed. Eww.)
And then it started. Words like "monoculture", "covalent reactions", and "organelle" got thrown about and my brain shut down.
Botany, you are boring me to death. I have a Sex, Gender, and Culture anthropology class and we discuss things like sexual assymmetry and types of intersexuality, and, today in fact, my professor told us about a culture in New Guinea that cuts off the finger joints of little girls to appease the ghosts of dead relatives. CHOPPED FINGERS, for Christ's sake! You can't top that, Botany; you just can't compete.
Ok, Botany, let's make a deal. You stop being boring and I'll start paying attention. Please do it soon. I really want to pass this class.
(I have a Botany test tomorrow and I am so thoroughly screwed. And I'm talking gay porn gangbanged type of screwed. Eww.)
posted by John M at 8:40 PM
3 Comments:
I took botany in college because I thought it would be easier than some of the other sciences. I had a similar experience. Enjoy the plants and flowers!
Aww, I'm sorry you don't like it! But I'm definitely the dork who LOVES it. And that's probably why I'm majoring in it! Hey, once you start learning about the vascular system, you'll never be able to look at a plant the same way. : )
P.S. LovelyAnomaly = Diamondsky. Not sure if you've picked up on that yet.
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