Democracy

There's nothing more boring than voting in a local election. Like, who cares about the three-candidate race for city council? Or the only other thing on this lackluster Spring ballot, the ONE MAN RACE for City Clerk.

I don't know about you, but one candidate races seem a bit undemocratic to me. Where are the choices, people!? So, in doing my part to see democracy thrive in my fair little city, I made a write-in candidate selection: Seymour Butts.

The founding forefathers would be so proud of me.