America: Safe at last.

I'd just finished reading one of the YAHOO! News articles about the Army banning it's soldiers from using privately bought body armor when I came across a heading that caught my eye:

I always knew there was a darker side to the man. I mean, he hates flip-flops, for god's sake!

Although I do hope they go easy on him. It's not like he's a puppy-killer or anything...