My nose is burning. Save me. [Part 2]

Now I know y'all are out to get me, with the sending of the people who smell like farts to sit next to me. I'm on to you bastards.

I just...I want to be in a smelly-free zone, people. Can you do that for me, please? Is it too much to ask? Wipe your butts, put on clean underwear. Take the necessary precautions to not smell like the contents of a diaper. Help me to help you.

Sincerely,
The Pouty Boy Sitting Next To You.